NO IRISH NEED APPLY
First, let's deal with the 800 pound gorilla in the room... Why the f**k are all the drop dead gorgeous politicians this bat shit crazy? Seriously, Alabama, is this the road you want to go down?
YES! Mr. James , this will get you that hooded , standing in the doorway, last vestige of Governor Wallace's Alabama. But guess what you Aryan looking brain dead p.o.s. , NOT everyone is Alabama is like you. If a majority turns out to be.. which I am guessing is very possible, this race is not even close to being on my radar screen. How exactly are you going to govern these ... others ?
THIS IS ALABAMA! WE SPEAK ENGLISH... This is Alabama, only white kids get to go to our flagship university. How far down the road are we willing to take this, which test can YOU pass?
Brown is the new black?
Wait, I have been to his site, and you have got to love this :
Under CORE VALUES :
DEFENDING FAMILY VALUES
"The family is a God-ordained institution of a man and a woman, lawfully married, who may have biological or adopted children, and single parents."
HEDGING YOUR BETS THERE , BUBBA ? Yes, God says " no hanky panky till that opposite sex marriage, for life.." but, since a WHOLE lot of Alabama voters are SINGLE PARENTS... we will toss that in. This man has some steadfast convictions !
oh.. and he and Ronald Reagan demand Christian Prayers in Public Schools.
If only this was from the Onion....